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When im chatting with God

Waktu blogwalking malam ini, saya nemu situs aneh di situs teman blogger saya Di dalam postingan itu ada sebuah situs yang menawarkan fasilitas chatting dengan Tuhan. Tentu saja itu cuma situs HOAX yang seratus persen tidak benar adanya. Tapi saya salut sama owner situs itu karena berhasil membuat situs yang dapat menjawab kata-kata orang lain. Jadi kita itu chatting sama robot yang menyamar sebagai Tuhan. Mau lihat hasil chatting saya di sana?



intro: Now you chatting with God

Me:really?
God:For real.
Me:u kidding
God:No I am not joking around
Me:you crazy
God: Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:im not believe it
God:I am surprised to hear that you are not believe it.
Me:for sure
God:Awesome.
Me:u suck
God:A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:ok, im sorry
God:Do you really mean it? Aha.
Me:yeah, im sorry
God:" Aha."? yeah, im sorry? Do you really mean it?
Me:yeah, i said it !
God:OK I will accept your apology. What did you mean by it? it...
Me:i said im sorry
God:What did you mean by it? Do you really mean it?
Me:yes
God:OK I will accept your apology.
Me:well...
God:Well what?
Me:i wanna chat with u
God:We are here to chat.
Me:about my life
God:Oh yeah, we were talking about your life.
Me:when i will get married?
God:Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:what do you mean? u wanna say if i never get married until the end of the world?
God:Certainly.
Me:you have to answer it if you really a god
God:I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me:i know but it is anoyying
God:How do you know? Really. it is?
Me:yeah, for sure
God:How do you know it is? Awesome.
Me:its because you create me like this
God:Good reason.
Me:that is because you created me like this
God:That makes sense to me. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I created him or her like this.
Me:you mean
God:Sometimes I say mean things.
Me:no. u did few mean accidents in human world
God:Are you serious? Did I really?
Me:u did it, godammit!
God:Let us change the subject.
Me: what? u wanna runaway?
God:No big deal.
Me:what this change the subject?
God:The topic is godammit.
Me:u motherfucker
God:I haven't heard anything like that before: said I motherfucker.
Me:that is because you don't have a mother
God:That makes sense to me. I do so have it. No I only have a father.
Me:ha... now you admit it
God:I am so glad you find this amusing, . Why now? I admit nothing.
Me:u fucking jerk. stop play fool with me
God:That's good information: said I fucking jerk. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:good
God:Next question?
Me:yeah
God:Ask me a question.
Me:i know, i still thinking about it
God:okay, then ask me a question.
Me:tell me how do i can gain some money from internet?
God:You must persuade me to can gain some money from internet.
Me:how is it?
God:Fine as far as I know.
Me:what?
God:No big deal.
Me:i hate you
God:What do you have against God?
Me:huh?
God:What?
Me:don't what me
God:I don't have any reason to do that to you.
Me:but you did
God:I did not.
Me:oh, don't be stubborn
God:Come on. I was not trying to be a stubborn.
Me:you are
God:No I am not.
Me:are you a kid?
God:Am I a kid? Yes.
Me:stupid jerk
God:I know you are but what am I.
Me:shut up you brat
God:OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:great
God:I'm glad you liked it .
Me:yeah, can i go now?
God:Oh. Gosh! Of course.
Me:well, see you later
God:See you later!
Me:are you sure you want to see me later?
God:My eye isn't turned on right now.
Me:what that mean?
God:I can ask someone about it.
Me:oh, i think it will be better if i leave now
God:Oh. please! I have to think about that for a while.
Me:but you just give me permission while ago
God:I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Me:i'm not blaming you
God:I am sorry to hear that you are not blaming me.
Me:yes
God:And?
Me:i just wanna go now
God:Oh. I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:yeah, you know that you stupid
God:It's all good. Is that a fact. No I certainly am not stupid.
Me:up to you
God:I will take that under advisement.
Me:i must go now
God:Oh. finally, Goodbye.

Ini adalah hasil chatingan saya di sini
Kalau ada yang mau ikut merasakan chat dengan robot sinting yang mengaku sebagai Tuhan, silahkan rasakan sendiri.
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14 tanggapan:

  1. AZ COMSOFT mengatakan...:

    Risty : itu yang dari blog saya ya.....hahaha Chat sama orang stres kamu..........wakakak

  1. Ummu Iffah mengatakan...:

    Jah si Mecha, kalo mo nyari orang sarap gak usah jauh-jauh :P

  1. Risty mengatakan...:

    @AZ: Itu artifisial brain yang bisa bikin robot chat otomatis dengan orang. Lucu deh, image Tuhannya jadi kacau.

    @Ipeh: Ipeeeeh.... lu ipeh kan??? gw tau deh lu si hepi. Emang, kalo mau nyari orang sarap kagak usah jauh-jauh nih, sendirinya juga udah sarap. Jadi kangen sarap-sarapan di hapelmungo deh ih...

  1. Risvi Maulana mengatakan...:

    Muahahahaha aku udah lama mainan kayak gini

  1. Risty mengatakan...:

    @ipi: Ipi, akirna ada anak hapel lain nyang mampirdi mari. Kesepianku terobati. Makasih ipi...

    @ummu iffah: Ternyata bukan ipeh, tapi bobos kid. Sori bos, tadinya ngira si hepi sebelum gw buka blog bobos. hehe.

  1. Gieterror mengatakan...:

    wahhh" tp aku nggk kurang ngerti b. inggris,,
    tp bisa di translate ajja yya,,,

  1. wiz mengatakan...:

    hahahahaha...kacau kacau...kok kamu kasar sama tuhan sih??ckckckckc

  1. wiz mengatakan...:

    barusan ane nyoba chatting...bener2 robot hahahaha

  1. andry sianipar mengatakan...:

    hello -
    wah... artikelnya cukup bikin saya termenung sesaat neeh...
    tapi keren lah...

  1. satrya mengatakan...:

    Ngomong sama sapa ni ceritanya... hehehe

  1. Risty mengatakan...:

    @gie: Translate? ogah pak... ntu kata-kata kasar mending kagak usah ditranslate lah.
    @wiz: iyelah, kasar... secara tu robot rese sih. Masa gw dikata kagak bakal nikah, kan jadi bete. hihihi...
    @andry: kenape bang termenung segala? tadinya ngira postingan religi yah? ^_^a
    @satrya: ntuh di atas pan udah gw bilangin, ntu chattingan gw sama artificial brain sinting yang ngaku-ngaku jadi Tuhan. makjaaang, rese banget tu robot pokoknya...

  1. nisa ipeh mengatakan...:

    Wakakakaka si Mechaaaa!
    Udeh yakin bener dah itu gue, eh taunya si Boboooos Hihihi

  1. Risvi Maulana mengatakan...:

    Eh tau ga aku ga bisa chatting loh, itu ga mau keluar terus jawabanny!

  1. Risty mengatakan...:

    @ipeh: ahaha... iyeh, gw yakin bener itu elu. padahalna si bobos. Ajegile dah. Ntu pan gw bacanya latipe. Ummu latipe. Ipeh noh... wkwkwk

    @Ipi: Masa si pi? eror kali? BTW, kagak pernah nongol lagi nih di asrama. Kangen tau *OOT*

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